I'm sure none of you ever have this desire, righteous and benevolent people that you are, but sometimes -- particularly when I am suffering from a hormonal imbalance -- I would like to ride a bicycle down the street screaming obscenities at the top of my lungs! The wind whipping through my hair, the war cry tearing my throat, my legs lifted off the pedals at a 45 degree angle, and the delicious delight I would feel as the innocent bystanders fearfully watched the crazy lady thundering down the street. Ah. I would be quite soothing, I believe.
Now maybe all of you are reading this thinking "What?! Marie is a freak of nature! Not only would I never frighten innocent citizens, I would never, ever swear!" However; I believe that at least one of you out there would sympathize with my plight and also consider a well placed curse word. Either way. That's up to you. I'm just telling you how it is for me.
So life is good! We can all agree.
Complaints of the day:
1) Death. My beehive advisor, who is in her late 40's, has been diagnosed with Neurological Carcinoma, or in other words, the cancer from hell. It is also in her liver, her lungs, and her spine. I just don't get it. It's really starting to make me mad, too.
2) Stupid People. I still just stand in wonder at what some people's kids can do to others. In the case of my family, it can still make me mad. If it was just me, I could take it. But the fact that it tortures the people I love, THAT I CAN'T TAKE! Back off, you bats out of hell.
3) Hormones. If I was a saintly woman, the back-stabbing hormones coursing through my veins would be a mere inconvenience that I could patiently ignore. As it is, I am crazy woman, hear me roar.
4) Myself. Sometimes I get exhausted just listening to me! I am sure you all feel the same way. Go hang out on someone cool's blog, and eat chocolate and pretend we never talked! Or, do what I do -- go to people.com and see what the celebrities do, 'cause then it makes your life look cool.
Well, I will now end with a happy thought as a reward for you visiting with me today:
"In all living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed; not just endured." - Gordan B. Hinckley the Great.
Now I know you're laughing, 'cause I chose that quote after being a psycho. It was deliberate. I will have fun and laughter for the rest of my day! Who cares that I just found Livi eating bacon fat and K.J. in a puddle of root beer on the counter, it mattereth not! My house is miraculously clean and I have no immediate plans. I'm going to eat cheetos and be happy. Thanks, President H.!