I would officially like to alert you all that I will be retiring soon (i.e. tonight). It has become clear to me that this is the only course of action left to me if I value my sanity at all.
I shall now be cleaning only the parts of the house in which I officially live.
K.J.'s room is no longer my concern.
That is between him and his father.
All actions taken against me and house while said father is in charge are now his responsibility (and his responsibility alone). The first party heretofore retires from active duty.
I shall keep you posted.
The Help-Meet Formerly Known As Maid