"I Don't Believe In Swine-Flu; I Just Believe In Me."
(Thank you, John Lennon)
"Down With Pig-Flu, Up With Veggie-Flu."
(Sort of Biblical, really)
"Why I Don't Believe In Pigs; and Other Imaginary Tales."
"Marie's Take On Why Swine Demand So Much Attention."
(Options here are endless)
"Revenge Of The Swine."
(Movie coming to a Theater near you)
"Wasn't It Swine That Shared With The Prodigal Son?"
(There's a lesson here!)
"Pigs, Birds, Octopus, and Other Mental Illness."
(I should have included Mad-cow)
"This Little Piggy."
"Handy Neighbors Teach Hydration To Prevent Flu Nastiness."
(Thanks, girls -- very interesting)
"Dear Editor: Should I Be Concerned I Have A Sore Throat?"
"Did You Know I Love Pigs?"
(Seriously, they're adorable)
"So Do You Think Swiney Will Affect Immigration?"
(Republicans, what are your views?
Democrats, your rebuttal?)
"Here An Oink, There An Oink, Everywhere An Oink, Oink!"
(Courtesy Old McDonald)
"Alright, Who's Been Making Out With A Pig?"
(Come back to this side of the line, Marie!)
Interestingly, I didn't even know the pigs were spreading the flu until yesterday! That's what two days of not checking ksl.com will do for ya. I miss the birds -- are they jealous? -- what about their flu? No one ever thinks of them anymore. And what about the mosquito's? Doesn't anybody care about West Nile? Sigh. Dang those swine.