you think you'd better check your blog JUST IN CASE anyone posted,
and holy crow on KSL there was a picture of a crazy man in St. George who threatened to kill the president and for a few seconds you seriously think that is the husband of a used-to-be friend (it could happen, actually)
and then you go to your husband's facebook account to ponder all the people he is in communicado with, and for that matter ponder facebook itself and realize there are just way too many people you know who are totally scary for you to even consider doing something that crazy, or for that matter, ponder how facebook is too -- something -- for your pea-sized brain and you don't speak that language, anyway,
then you have to think about why you don't like this certain person, like really, what is your motivation with that, and do you need therapy or something,
and then you think about how you were flipping through your youthful journals earlier trying to find a great handwritten episode of a righteous example to show your girls but actually you realize you were pretty retarded back then and still might be so that's sort of questionable -- definitely nothing worth sharing with a group of hopeful youth -- and then you think,
'well, if I would just get off the computer I might be able to get something done,'
but quite frankly, if you got off the computer you would DEFINITELY have to finish preparing your lesson, put the kids to bed, and load the dishwasher ... and cut out handouts ... what happens? Hmmmm?
We shall all have to wait until tomorrow's episode for the answer!!!