I'm writing letters today in your honor.
But I must ask you.
Why did you recommend
'The Actor and the Housewife'?
Why did you make it sound intriguing?
Didn't you know it would keep me up until
Have you no shame?
Don't you care about my sleep?
Let's still be friends.
Dear Authoress Hale,
Did you plot this when you wrote the book?
Did you plot a way to keep your readers
You should have worked lesshard (and yes, that's a word) .
Please make your books less intriguing.
You are my favorite fictional character
I don't know why.
But I just love you.
Will you marry someone I know and love?
Fictional or not, doesn't matter.
I'm still worried about you.
Why do you open a novel at eleven p.m.?
Don't you have a conscience?
Don't you know you will not be able to put
the dang book down
until at least
Have you learned nothing about yourself?!
Have you no thought of the repercussions?!
Not Love today but Like,