Friday, September 4, 2009

Freecell: The Street Drug of Computer Games

We got a new computer.
That computer came with games.
One of the games is Freecell.
The Double B taught me how to play it.
He regrets that now.
I regret that, too.
I can't let it go.
I play it whenever I think no one is looking.
I've had to limit myself to five games a day.
And that's just not enough.
Because I play it in my head.
I wake up and can see the board in my mind's eyeball.
Curse you, freecell!
You're as vicious as Tetris ever dreamed of being!
And all I want is to raise my winning average higher then 38%.
It is so. wrong.
And I need therapy.
Please tell me you have a problem, too!
Either way, I'm off to play more Freecell.
I didn't quite get my fix.


*rOcKiN rIcHiNs* said...

I went through a similar Spider Solitaire situation. I. Get. It.

Let me know if you need to talk it out with someone. I'm here for you.

katie said...

You should try playing zoo tycoon! We got it for Gracie and I think Vern and I played it more than her at first! I couldn't stop playing, but it wore off eventually. Good luck!!

Tink said...

Jon says to try bejeweled on for size!

Ducksoup said...

sounds like the snood game at my house. i'm wishin' ryan never learned how to play it either. luckily, it's only at my parents house and not on our computer. when ryan tells me his goal is to have his name "ryan is the best" be number one, i think it's not such a worthy goal.