I am here for one reason, and one reason only -- and that is to complain. Because I. FEEL. SICK. And if I don't announce it to the whole world, I'm probably going to freak out! Because dang it, I feel really, really sick. And that is all I have to say. Woah is me. Woah is me. Poor Marie. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Yuck. Gag. Oh, to puke my guts out. That is all I want. The one and only thing I want. Except for you, my beloved friend, to not feel this gross. Ever. Ever.
Now go forth and serve, and know that you are loved.
The End. If I don't come back, please know it's only because I've dissapeared.