Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Letters In A Half-Shell

Dear Friends,
If you can tell me the real words in the song "____ in a half-shell, _____ power!" I will love you even more then I already do. I really, really love that theme song. Think of your awesome childhoods, 80's kids!
Love,
The Writer of this Blog

Dearest Miss Via,
I am so sorry you are sick today. Brother thinks you are faking it, but Daddy and I know real misery when we see it! Keep sleeping, little baby. You will feel better soon. You are loved, you poor little pile of yuckiness.
Love,
Mom

Dear Hips,
I really don't want to complain, but you are making walking a real problem. You should know that I have every intention of being able to walk for the next 21 weeks. I need your cooperation in order for this to be possible. Please chill like the villain you are.
Your body pod,
Marie

Dearest Kaje,
You are pretty funny. I love you. I'm glad Daddy decided to let you watch the songs from 'Mama Mia' again. Please use this privilege responsibly.
Love,
Mom

Dear Utah Legislature,
Sometimes I find you really embarrassing. And that's all I have to say about that.
Signed,
Constituent

Dear Mom,
Hi.
Love,
Marie

Dear Wendy Bro,
I am so glad I got to see you -- at a beauty pageant, of all places. That made my month. I just think you are too wonderful for words. Thanks for always letting me hang out at your house in my formative years. I love you!
Your buddy,
Marie

Dear Public,
I am making ham rolls and stuffed mushrooms for "culinary diversity night" for the young women tonight. I am basically awesome. I know you wish you were here.
Respectfully yours,
Me

Dear Home,
Thanks for trying to be clean. It's like a nesting problem for me right now. I will help you some more in just a few minutes.
Love,
Marie

Dearest Double B,
I think you are funny. I am also the butt of almost all your jokes. Maybe that is why I find you so darn funny. I love you rather intensely, and plan on making that my life plan.
The bearer of your children,
Mrs. Double B

7 comments:

Kamille said...

Oohh! Oohh! Choose me! "Heros in a half-shell Turtle Power!! Can I now be your favorite. Ever? Muuahhh.

Elise H. said...

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team!...Isn't that the next line? Do I get points for that?

What did our legislature do that I don't know about, since I get most of my news off of Facebook?

And sorry about your hips. You ARE basically awesome, so don't let your hips get you down.

Ducksoup said...

brightened my dad...or middle of my night rather. i loved your letters. you are too clever for words. i do wish i could hang out with you and i really wish i was there for a ham roll. you are awesome, no doubt. i hope your hips start behaving soon. and please tell your mom hi from me also. i'm sorry i mailed her valentine card the first time without postage so it was late...you can tell her sorry and of course love ya most. love you rie. you rock the world!

Ducksoup said...

p.s. do you know what you are having?

Cory Reese said...

I LIVED for the Ninja Turtles. Growing up, they were higher on my priority list than family (but slightly lower than Alf).

Wendy Bro. said...
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Wendy Bro. said...

Dear My Favorite Marie,
What a riot to look up and see you at the pageant. You have always been a doll and I love you to pieces. Your blog absolutely cracks me up and I love to check it now and then. Thanks for the great hugs and take care of yourself, your tummy, and your cute little family!
Love ya,
Your Arizona Mom---Wendy Bro.