If you can tell me the real words in the song "____ in a half-shell, _____ power!" I will love you even more then I already do. I really, really love that theme song. Think of your awesome childhoods, 80's kids!
The Writer of this Blog
Dearest Miss Via,
I am so sorry you are sick today. Brother thinks you are faking it, but Daddy and I know real misery when we see it! Keep sleeping, little baby. You will feel better soon. You are loved, you poor little pile of yuckiness.
I really don't want to complain, but you are making walking a real problem. You should know that I have every intention of being able to walk for the next 21 weeks. I need your cooperation in order for this to be possible. Please chill like the villain you are.
Your body pod,
You are pretty funny. I love you. I'm glad Daddy decided to let you watch the songs from 'Mama Mia' again. Please use this privilege responsibly.
Dear Utah Legislature,
Sometimes I find you really embarrassing. And that's all I have to say about that.
Dear Wendy Bro,
I am so glad I got to see you -- at a beauty pageant, of all places. That made my month. I just think you are too wonderful for words. Thanks for always letting me hang out at your house in my formative years. I love you!
I am making ham rolls and stuffed mushrooms for "culinary diversity night" for the young women tonight. I am basically awesome. I know you wish you were here.
Thanks for trying to be clean. It's like a nesting problem for me right now. I will help you some more in just a few minutes.
Dearest Double B,
I think you are funny. I am also the butt of almost all your jokes. Maybe that is why I find you so darn funny. I love you rather intensely, and plan on making that my life plan.
The bearer of your children,
Mrs. Double B