Could you be the cutest 3 year old on the planet? It's totally possible. Thanks for being so great about your new baby sister.
Today was your first visit to Costco. This is an important day in any girls life. You were very good playing incognito under that blanket, so thanks. And you're a little smelly right now.
I love you so much, Mom.
P.S. you are so much smaller then that Costco-sized watermelon we picked up it's ridiculous. You are pretty darn teensy. And also, very pretty.
My dear Son,
Thank you for keeping it real. Thank you for being so patient with me. Thanks for being so chipper. Thanks for being you, 'cause I think you are pretty darn amazing.
Love, your buddy.
Dearest Double B,
Thanks for loving me, and also being so gosh-darned attractive. Also, and in addition, thank you for knowing me well enough to understand I would need a little reminder that that dumb book was SCIENCE FICTION. As in, not real. Also, I hope you like what I got for your 30TH BDAY (ala August 17th). It is just killing me not to blab. And also, I love you.