So this is my brother Matt. He is almost three years older then me. He has always been this much taller then me. He used to beat me up, but now I can beat him up. And I married one of his best friends (sha-zam). And today, he graduates college and is officially an R.N.!!! I am really proud of my brother Matt. I think he is cool, smart, super smart, my 24-hour nurse hot-line, hilariously funny in a marvelously twisted way, and a super awesome family man. I love him. Plus, I am really, really proud of him and all his hard work. You. Are. Cool. Matt. You. Are. A. Murse. (Do you mind that I call you that? Is this like calling you 'Curly' all over again?) You. Rock. The. World! You. Have. CONQUERED!!!
Congrats, Dude. Love you! Have a great and memorable weekend.