You are my biggest waste of time
and have no real life worth
I realize that the famous people
don't affect my health or mirth.
But somehow I keep coming back
I just can't leave you be
And maybe I can see that now
the probs not you, It's Me.
The Double B can't stand you
he doesn't care 'bout Ang and Brad
But he still lets me shock him
with your news, and that is rad.
I love you, People.com
with my shallow heart and soul
And plan to just keep reading you
'til I'm better (that's the goal).