Daddy - What are you going to make me for breakfast, Olivia?
Liv - I can't make freakfast!
Daddy - Sure you can. You ask me to all the time.
Liv - That's because it's your job! I can't make freakfast!
Daddy - Why not?
Liv - I'm just a kid!
Daddy - Well, you need to go buy us some milk.
Liv - I can't buy milk!
Daddy - Why not?
Liv - I don't have any money!
Daddy - Why not?
Liv - I don't have a job!!!
Daddy - You're unemployed?
Liv - I just don't have a job. YOU have a job.
Daddy - I do?
Liv - Yes! Your job is your work in the BAKERY!!!
Daddy - Oh. (pause) I think you need to take a bath.
Liv - I can't take a bath!
Daddy - Why not?
Liv - I have school today!
Daddy - Don't you want to be clean for school?
Liv - I can't today. I'll take a bath tomorrow.
Daddy - You want to be the smelly kid?
Liv - I'm not the smelly kid!!
Daddy - You're unemployed and smelly? I think that makes you a bum.
Liv - I'm not a BUM!!!
(K.J. enters)
Daddy - K.J., I need you to go milk a cow.
K.J. - I can't milk a cow -- I'd have to run all the way to a barn!
Olivia - You'd have to run all the way to higgey-wiggey-criggy town! (pounds fist in laughter)
K.J. - Liv. There's no such place.
And... scene.
1 comment:
hahaha!! I love it!
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