This morning Olivia came in to me and said "Let me guess what we're going to do today: relax, relax, relax, clean, clean, clean, relax, relax, relax."
She said it in a very martyred voice.
Uh! Excuse me?! I protest!
Yes, we have straightened up every day -- shocking display of child abuse, I know -- and yes, there has been a time or two when I've been plain old beat and told her we were going to lay down and relax for awhile.
BUT I DENY THE ALLEGATIONS.
That's it, really.
I just wanted to make sure my small world knew I was innocent.