Warning: This is a blatant appeal for sympathy! Tomorrow I will go into debt $2,500 so that a man who studied teeth can perform oral surgery on me and I can begin the 6 week process of getting an implant in my lower right jaw. That's right. A traitorous root has split and I have only one option left: toothless or moneyless. Sigh. The great debate. Thank you for listening to this pathetic appeal, and I would like to thank the good Lord above for advances in dental science, lest I be toothless and freaky lookin'. Go dentistry! Go drugs!!!