I would like to know why you can't be a newlywed forever and why I am now an old lady that secretly goes "Ew!" when I attend wedding receptions? I would like to know why mothers turn so easily to their children and where fathers go? I would like to know how to always be best friends but still want benefits? Not Ross and Rachel. More like Jim and Pam . . . if they ever break up, it's all over between me and network television. Love. Hm. I need an interpreter.