Did you know lightning can jump out several miles ahead of it's storm cloud? Wow. That is unfortunate.
Today I went to get Katelyn's birth certificate (perhaps slightly overdue, but not as overdue as Aunt Trina is). I ran up the steep stairway to the third floor. I flung the door open! And... the birth and death division is closed today for staff meeting.
Honestly, people. Not even a secretary to smile at my misfortune? NO ONE? Hmph.
My cousin Tina (of lightning rod fame) has requested $500 of my million for my future hypothetical book deal. I am happy to give it. It could even be $1000 for our Costco/Dress Barn run. I have come up with a plan, and it goes like this:
Good Cousins: $1000
Rotten Cousins: $10
Not that I have rotten cousins, Mom. 'Cause I do not. But some of them are only getting ten dollars, and you know I'm right about this.
Have a nice day!